Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Impromptu Shayar 2

Another one ...
Abhi kal hi ki to baat lagti hai
jab main aur tum, tum aur main
baithe rehte they sard raaton main
apne apne computers par kare camp
haath main hoti thi sniper, belt main tha grenade
room main hota tha andhera, dil main thi umang
hota tha flash bomb aane ka intezaar
c1 c1 karkay sab nikalte they ek saath
paanch hi secondon main ho jaata tha khatma
aati thi ek hi pukar har room sey baar baar
kya woh they lamhe, kya they woh din
chalo dubara mdi, even if its only ek baar?

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Impromptu Shayar

Yesterday I was traveling from my office to some place and it was an hour's rick ride. I had my mobile phone and I thought, how about some improptu shayari from miyan on-the-fly shayar? I came up with two gems.

Bhai saab bhai saab.
Dekh deen duniya deti dard dho dho
Khela kala kauva kahin kabhi kabhi kho kho
Raat rahe raat raat ro ro
Mainkya mu me lo mu me lo


And the other one
Kahin door mast gagan main
Tez teekhi peeli dhoop main
Sard mausam ki masti main
Patjhad kay gire patton main
Bheegi baarish ke geele paani main
Bolo bolo kahan kahan loge
Mu main mu main mu main
Dedicated to Team MML.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

MML

Relook ? Reconsider ? Revision ? Re-affirmation ? Renaissance ?

.... are these the other of the day ?

Or maybe just a re-whack-on-the-head.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Simpu Sodhi - Bring back Simpu Singh

How about writing to Channel V and bringing back Simpu Singh? I am ready to create FB groups, Orkut communities, send out chain mails and file petitions online. I will do anything (virtual) to get him back.

For the uninitiated Simpu Sodhi is/was a Channel V character that they created way back in 2000 for their shows. It is modeled after a sikh teacher and he is simply awesome.

Simpu Sodhi is all you can want in a person. He is a grown up. He is a kid. He is charming. He is innocent. He is intelligent. He has a temper. He is sensitive towards cute school kids that look more like micelings... He is Simpu Sodhi. Like No Other.

PLEASE HELP ME GET BACK SIMPU SODHI. Can some marketing whiz help me promote the cause and get some media attention?

He certainly makes it to my list of favorite fictional characters that includes Homer Simpson (of Homer Simpson fame), Michael Corleone (of Godfather fame), Jack Bauer (of 24 fame) and Udham Singh (again Channel V).

My playlist on Youtube.



Links for Simpu Singh Sodhi fans
1. http://www.indianpad.com/story/208901
2. Youtube Playlist of Simpu Sodhi vids

Originally posted on War of Words

Monday, April 7, 2008

Finally !

I would like to thank DeeFeePee for FINALLY taking the initiative and starting the website ... well blog (Note to DeeFeePee : You bitch, next time you make a lot of noise about starting a website, go put you head in a beehive ... and then put aftershave lotion on ur face to improve fragrance!).

It has been a great journey so far (romantically speaking). Just the census on the name for the prospective website brought to light, the extreme creativity of the people on this group. Here's a list of the multitude of options we had to consider from :

mumelo.com
mumele.com
mumededo.com
mumedediya.com
mume.com
... on second thought, mume.com could've had a whole new flavour with an extra 'm' and 'y' thrown in !!!

and so on.......

Anyways, as my first contribution to the blog, I present what i find abundantly on the streets of Ludhiana.
Spiderman Sex Dolls !!!

Now obviously you could argue that these are just innocent inflated toys for kids. But what you'd fail to explain later on, is what would a kid possibly do with a toy in that posture. Think about it. And then people complain about media spoiling their kids ! To the trained eye it is very obvious as to what lies.

Now if I really had to choose (well OK, I'd be happy to choose since living in this shit hole does kinda make one ... lonely), then I'd go for the red one. The black one looks kinda tired and .. well .. spent. The red one looks all geared up to go !

Other interpretations are welcome.

P.S. : DeeFeePee, try if u can show comments instead for clicking on the link to access.

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